Score: 1

"Jerry, Jerry, Jerry..."

submission: Jerry

date: June 29, 2007

What this plays out as is a resonably long flash Cartoon that portrays the life of a guy called Jerry. It plays out over a year with short strips indicating certain points such as him waking up, having breakfast and driving to work.
after a while the process will seem to get dragged out and the ending obvious from the very first second of this flash.
It has very little in the form of dialogue and the humour is not as funny as most other cartoons but thish ad a tight reign to play with- and it just about pull every string.
If repetition is your cup of tea you'll like it, but it didn't do anything for me whatsoever.
42 out of a possible 100.

Score: 7

"Neat humour"

submission: Scorpion in SSB Brawl

date: June 29, 2007

The background looks very low on pixels and Mario also seems to have a few problems there, however its short and the humour is something truly funny, pointing out why Mortal Kombat characters should never ever be allowed to play in SSB... and it plays out truly well.
Decent flash with a few issues but good humour.

Score: 6

"Attention to framerate!"

submission: Pokemon Battle Stradegy

date: June 25, 2007

Very nice way to win a pokemon battle!
The framerate is very dodgy though, that needs to be looked at, other than that this flash has some very nice deep potential.
Its short, funny and the quality is impressive.
Very decent flash!

Score: 7

"haw haw!!"

submission: Push the Thing

date: June 23, 2007

Has a very nice sense of humour which is displayed perfectly, watch as a stickman searches to get an anime girl back by pressing different kinds of buttons, will he find her again?
Pressing will tell!
This flash has a very nice appeal to it, surprisingly long despite its load. The stickman is well ... a stickman but let's overlook that, the humour is quite good and it has a simple theme going for it.
An amateur flash artist that can successfully capture some nice tongue-in-cheek humour.
Very nice flash, worth watching.

Score: 7

"Nice Pk short"

submission: Handy Work

date: June 20, 2007

Used as a sort of relief for the upcoming PK 3 movie (or 4 if you've moved past it) it acts as a short quick flash to whet your appetite.
Not wanting to give too much away, this features the tongue-in-cheek humour you can expect from the Canadian brothers as Kirby causes some mischief with a remote control 'hand' he got off Professor $1.99.
Nice quick flash, recommended for PK viewers waiting for the new upcoming PK movie.

Score: 1

"Cheap"

submission: Zelda: The Crystal Shard

date: June 19, 2007

I hate flash that does this- it has a big file size and then when you download it and play it seems normal and alright but ti hits you with this.
This flash consists of an overly intro which lasts for a while before erupting in your face on a cliche and plays 'The Fresh Of Belair' with a lip-syncing Will Smith poster.
Was it a typo to name it Zelda: the crystal shard?
I think so because it consists of nothing to ecen do with Zelda or Link.
Not reccommended.

Score: 0

"Weird"

submission: X11: Zelda Hentai

date: June 19, 2007

One the weirdest flash I have ever seen, results in you having to answer 10 questions in a row to see around 5 to 7 badly issued hentai pictures which all have the same problem; they look weird.
The questions start off simple enough asking you to name link's horse but the 9th question is simply a matter of choosing a random one and hoping its right because the flash tells you to guess!
Could have better but it aint.
Not recommended for anyone with half a mind.

Score: 0

"Not the best, not the worst"

submission: Zer0-Point: Trigger Demo

date: June 19, 2007

This is not a bad flash game, its simple and easy to play but thats where the problem comes in.
All you simply have to do is press the mouse when you see an enemy's head and thus snipering him.
There is no real depth or strategy to it, just wait until they tell you to shoot and then do it.
Each level normally comprises of two or three men to kill.
Not a bad game (its still only a demo) but it doesn't leave me to aspire to playing the real game.

Score: 10

"Very ambitious"

submission: -Dragon Conquest-

date: June 19, 2007

This is such an enormous Flash game based on dragons. It largely revolves around battle between dragons in which is turn based.
It has two modes consisting of:
CONQUEST
----->and
ARCADE

Arcade is pretty much what it suggest, Pick a colour for your dragon, an arena a fight. Turns consist of choosing to attack, end, block and as such.
Attacks are divided into taking AP which I assume is Angry Power which acts like mana in magic games. After you have selected your move a bar will appear at the top of the Hub and a small black line will move along it, in the middle of the bar is a dark place which may be long or small. Either way you must get the line in there by pressing Space Bar.
If you manage to do so you will perform the attack with ease and hit the other dragon as accordingly.
And that is Arcade.

Conquest is played out differently acting as a story line or tournament if you will. You get to name your dragon, Choose a coulr for him (or her) and give it attributes accordingly in the ares of:
Defense
Attack
Accuracy

and so on and so forth. When Conquest opens up it shows different ares of the map in which you can choose to fight, you can fight in the sand, woods, swamp snow or mountains. Each area offers a different dragon which you must beat to move on.
Once you defeat one you can gain EXp which can feed your little RPG whore needs by adding up Attack, Accuracy and all that jazz.

Within Conquest you can unlock secrets, have statistics and the mode can go on for quite a while, perfect for long rainy days.

~Overall~
One of the if not THE best RPG-Dragon game I've ever played, one complaint is that as Conquest progresses battles can go on for awhile and there are no different dragons; only different colours. One of the most enjoyable and long NG Games I've ever played:

98 out of a possible 100.

And one of my rare '10's.

Score: 7

"Random Humour= ?funny?"

submission: The Stick Files

date: June 19, 2007

Very funny stuff here, what follows is basically little random funny shorts based around Stick figures we were never meant to see.
Expect the bizarre, the weird, The idiots and plain stupid of the Stick world!
The graphics aren't the greatest ever but who's kidding who?
The humour is all that matters and this is very funny indeed.